Seriously, I am seated in my preferred window seat, I chose the seat because there was no one next to me! But I was wrong! Not a super big person, not a smelly one like the last flight, but worse….wait for it…My daughter Natalie will be rolling on the floor in seconds…twin 5 year old boys!!! We haven’t departed yet, but I have been kicked already and they are so f****** loud already. Bring some wine fast and get Disney going!!! Hello 9 hours! I like kids, really I do but why me? Mom and Dad are in the middle three seats with the two or three year old. The family is very nice. So just hanging out with Liam and Johann. Shoot me!
It was almost tolerable for awhile. It was daytime so they weren’t tired. Of course they ate the brownies not their pasta. I tried to sleep. They wiggled, and squirmed and yelled and cried. A few stinky farts too. Then the flight attendant gave them full glasses of orange juice. I did not want that spilled on me. I looked at the Dad. To see if would do anything. Nope. So I told the boy to drink up. He did and kept a hold on the glass . I tried to sleep with my jacket over my head and neck pillow.
Travel Pig 